Kevin: "This is Howie Dudis."
KPs response sealed down our Higgins Dudis names, Les & Howie, sparking a furious race to name each member of the band.
Josh Kaufman became Kenny Dudis
Eric Jackson became Lemmy Dudis
Fuller Condon became Willie Dudis
Jordan Crowell became Don Dudis
Travis Harrison became Al Dudis, though I think he's since had the name changed to include a first, and middle. Hugo Al Dudis.
We had it bad. Our minds became machines firing on all cylinders to round out a family tree that presently consists of hundreds of family members. Each new entry sending the seven of us into hysteria.
Whitey, Sheila, Wendy... The texts kept coming. We'd wake from a dream at 4:30am only to feverishly rip off a group text so as not to forget a critical contribution before settling back to sleep. There was plenty to laugh about during the making of Higgins Zs.
Yeah, yeah, I'm well aware of the fact that it's unlikely to encounter a family tree with a couple man names up top, the math just doesn't seem to add up. Alas, here we have a tree with Les & Howie up there, it's a miracle of modern stupidity.